Ppe Demotivational Poster
CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.
MYTHBUSTERS - The early years
AH, SUPPERS AT HOME - Fond memories...
MOO SHOE -
JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface
SONS OF RED NECKERY - Coming this summer to public television
RAP - It's what you get when you set Tourettes to music.
STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee
PRONUNCIATION - Every time a rap artist speaks, another dictionary commits suicide
VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS -
ANIMAL - You may as well Admit it.... He is and always will be the greatest Muppet.
STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time
I AM SO ASHAMED - I stopped believing, Journey is going to be so pissed ...
MAHNA MAHNA -
BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry
JEDI RIDER -
SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.
SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"
HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it
SAME SONG - different day
RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing
BUNNY SLIPPERS - Watch where you put your feet
THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTS - One photoshopped picture and you have another conspiracy theory on your hands
PROTECT & SERVE - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
LUKE SKYWALKER -
the one-upper -
DON'T TELL ME - Muppets aren't real!!
TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY - It doesn't always go as planned.
ARKHAM STREET MUPPETS - Alphabetically removing your organs since November 10th 1969
HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson
TRUE. - True.
BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges
PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.
MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -
MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?
WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.
TIME TRAVEL -
GRASSHOPPER - When you can take this Jumbo Jet from my hand it will be time for you to leave.
APACHE CHOPPERS - For When You Absolutely, Positively MUST Clear Traffic... Accept No Substitutes
SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!
JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970
MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe
LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND -
Big Brother -
YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.
BLUE LAGOON- ROCAS BAINBRIDGE, GALAPAGOS - Not Everything Amazing Is Photo Shopped!
INCOHERENT BASTERDS -
GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.
IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea
YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -
CHAOS THEORY -
CHICK-FIL-A - Were Coming for you!
OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain
JUST WHEN YOU THINK -
JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you!
VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE -
QUIZ - Choose the poor slob who is totally controlled & dominated beyond belief ... (in other words: "WHIPPED")
SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...
marriage advice #11 -
SEXY AND I KNOW IT -
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -
OH AND FEEL FREE TO 1L BOMB ME TOO... -
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years
TRAPPED IN FLESH -
MAGIC WAND - It makes men disappear ...
SHOE PUPPETS - Never really got popular for some reason
THE ROAD TO HELL -
TAKE THE ROOF DOWN -
CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~
POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.
THE MIDDLE FINGER - He ran out of ammo...
THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME - IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GONNA RUN AWAY!
PUPPET JESUS - Where all others failed he alone succeeded Rowlf the puppet, the puppet Jesus
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